🐕 TL;DR (Too Lazy; Didn't Research)
$HOSKDOG is a totally serious, highly spiritual, meme-based, ritual-enhanced token built on the Cardano blockchain.
It is:
- Community-owned
- Utility-free
- Spiritually-binding
- Completely decentralized unless we change our minds
No roadmap. No team. Just vibes, memes, and the will of the dog.
🧠 Origin Story (Lore, Not Logic)
In the ancient scrolls of Cardano, a prophecy was written:
"When the chain is clogged and the memes grow weak, a dog will rise from Hosk's beard, bearing shitposts encoded in Plutus."
Thus, $HOSKDOG was born. Not by plan. Not by ICO. But by divine degen energy.
It is not a coin.
It is not a token.
It is a cosmic bark recorded on-chain forever.
💩 Tokenomics (Shmokenomics)
We didn't think too hard about this. But here's what came out after 3 espressos and a YouTube binge:
| Token Property | Value |
|---|---|
| Name | HOSKDOG |
| Ticker | HKGD |
| Policy ID | 9560f81458...b04447 |
| Max Supply | 1 Quadrillion (because 420 trillion wasn't enough) |
| Decimals | 0 (we're not good at math) |
| Burnable? | If you really believe hard enough |
| Backed by Anything? | ✨Faith✨ |
No vesting.
No unlocks.
No VC dump potential.
Only pure, undistilled HOSKian chaos.
🛐 Use Cases (If You Must Know)
Look, we're not saying $HKGD will change your life...
We're just saying you can:
- 🔥 Burn tokens in on-chain rituals to appease the HOSK gods
- 🎨 Mint spell-based NFTs (aka "Spiritual Rug Pulls")
- 🛸 Use $HKGD to vote on unimportant DAO proposals
- 🥩 Stake for absolutely nothing
- 📜 Get your address carved into the blockchain Book of Borks™ (coming 2069)
We're basically building the only meme cult token with optional spirituality and strong meme chi.
🪄 The Ritual Roadmap (Written in Crayon)
📜 Phase 1
Token launched, logo stolen from mid-journey, registry verified
🐕 Phase 2
Create cult around rituals, memes, and sacrificing tokens to summon NFTs
🌕 Phase 3
Introduce moon-phase staking + dog astrology
🏛️ Phase 4
Build temple (HTML + GitHub Pages)
👁️ Phase 5
Mass awakening or delisting — whichever comes first
🧑💻 Team
There is no team.
Only the dog.
And those who hear his on-chain bark.
We are:
- 100% anonymous
- 110% chaotic neutral
- 0% qualified
⚠️ Legal Disclaimer
This is not financial advice.
This is not spiritual advice.
This is not even advice.
It's a dog with a website and a token.
You may lose your ADA. You may lose your mind.
You may also gain enlightenment, memetic fulfillment, and a nice JPEG.
Trade wisely. Or don't.
🌐 Links
| Type | Link |
|---|---|
| Website | https://hoskdog.life |
| Token Registry | View on GitHub |
| Pool.pm | View Token |
| @hoskdog | |
| Smart Contract (Future) | "Coming when the stars align" |
🐕🦺 Final Thoughts
HOSKDOG doesn't need your permission.
It needs your obsession.
Mint your memes.
Burn your tokens.
Follow the bark.
📜 Join us, or be rekt forever.
— $HKGD Church of the Chain